Thursday, July 8, 2010

Ideal profile of a Software Engineer…..

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am
contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love
my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my
engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most
importantly, I am LOOKING for someone to make me live !! Ok...I won't be
funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (For all those
who know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")

Relationship status: what?

Birthday: The day my PL is about to fire me.

Age: 10111
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Here for: web browsing in company hours.


Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)

Ethnicity : Programmer.

Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101

Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all
religions.

Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

Humor : weekly.

Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.

Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.

Drinking : The first is this.

Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog. :-)

Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a
software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!

Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

Webpage: http://naukri.com,http://jobsahead.com– Isn't it Ultimate???

Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company,
looking for other company, remembering my good old college days,
worrying about my future.

Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.

Activities: Are you crazy?

Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?",
"101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps",
Others censored.

Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.

Tv shows : can't afford one.

Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres
of my cubicle....